Cowboy Jokes & Riddles for the Young or Young at Heart

We don’t pretend they are sophisticated, and we don’t claim we thought them up ourselves. 

Did you know the term “Cowboy” means a man or a woman?
For real – No Joke!

 

Q: What did the Cowboy say when his dog left?
A:  Well Dog Gone!

 

Q: Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
A: He wanted to get a long little doggy.

 

Q:  Why do Cowboys ride their horses?
A:  They are way too heavy to carry!

 

Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
A: Time to get a new cowboy hat!

 

Q: How did the cowboy become so rich?
A: His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.

 

Q:  What did the Cowboy say to the pencil?
A:  Draw! Partner!

 

Q:  What do you call a happy Cowboy?
A:  A jolly rancher!

 

Q:  Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
A:  Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

 

Q:  What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A:  Hopalong Cassidy.

 

In 1999, the US Government minted this coin to commemorate the valiant people of Delaware and the historic ride of Paul Revere to warn the brave colonial fighters that the British were coming.  This event may have changed the course of our country.  But – what kind of horse did Paul Revere ride?

A quarter Horse, silly.   HAHAHAHAH!  Try this one on your friend the next time one of these lands in your pocket!

 

Q:  Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A:  On their range!